The 27 SBTI Types
25 standard types + 1 legendary fallback + 1 hidden easter egg. Numbers are rough theoretical rarities.
The Operator
3.6% · mid
A human task manager walking through life with an invisible clipboard.
The Wallet
2.5% · mid
You keep paying — time, attention, money, patience — and the world keeps cashing.
The Broke King
5.2% · common
You own three things and have strong opinions about all of them.
The Boss
1.5% · rare
You were born holding the steering wheel.
The Grateful
7.8% · common
A one-person gratitude broadcast in an ungrateful era.
Mr. Oh No
3.0% · mid
You saw it coming and you said "oh no" out loud.
The Doer
3.0% · mid
To you, the world is just "done" and "about to be done."
The Bombshell
5.9% · common
You walk into a room and the lighting system adjusts itself.
The Lover
4.2% · mid
Your heart runs on a soft-rock soundtrack only you can hear.
The Mother
5.1% · common
You serve everyone else a full plate and keep the scraps.
The Fake
6.6% · common
You switch personalities faster than most people switch browser tabs.
The Whatever
9.9% · common
"I don't mind" is actually a ruling philosophy.
The Monkey
5.7% · common
Your soul is still swinging from a branch somewhere, do not look for it.
The Clown
3.0% · mid
You open the mask and underneath is just more mask.
The WTF
2.0% · rare
You say "WHAT" out loud and then quietly run a full diagnostic.
The Thinker
2.2% · rare
You would like to interrogate that statement for six hours, thanks.
The Cynic
2.5% · mid
Hate everything. Loudly. In public. With receipts.
The Possum
4.7% · mid
When it gets hard, you simply… stop existing.
The Broke
1.7% · rare
Energy, time, money, attention. All tanks running on empty.
The Monk
2.8% · mid
Your personal space is a temple and your vibe is "please leave."
The Dumbass
4.2% · mid
Your inner life is longer than the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
The Orphan
3.7% · mid
Spikes on the outside, extremely soft jam on the inside.
The Done
3.4% · mid
You’ve officially stopped caring. About any of it. Loudly.
The Dead
2.5% · mid
You finished the game 999 times and now you're the sage NPC.
The Waste
2.1% · rare
Operating at 12% capacity and proud of it, actually.
Special Types (2)
One is the legendary fallback when the system can't categorize you. One is a hidden easter egg that only a very specific answer unlocks.
